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Anonymous asked: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

phattygirls:

BRUH!! THEY GOT ME IN HERE ON SOME BULLSHIT!

phattygirls:

BRUH!! THEY GOT ME IN HERE ON SOME BULLSHIT!

tenacitystrength:

My gym buddy Al made these Deadlift blocks that read: “Derek Zoolander Blocks for People who can’t lift Good”. Hilarious.

tenacitystrength:

My gym buddy Al made these Deadlift blocks that read: “Derek Zoolander Blocks for People who can’t lift Good”. Hilarious.

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weedporndaily:

Oregon Will Vote On Legalizing Recreational Marijuana In 2014
(HuffPost) This November, Oregon voters will get to decide whether they want to legalize and regulate recreational marijuana.
"Initiative Petition 53 has qualified for the November ballot," Tony Green, communications director for Oregon Secretary of State Kate Brown, confirmed to The Huffington Post Tuesday.
The petition was submitted by New Approach Oregon, a Portland-based marijuana policy reform group, earlier this month. More than 87,000 signatures have been verified by Brown’s office.

weedporndaily:

Oregon Will Vote On Legalizing Recreational Marijuana In 2014

(HuffPost) This November, Oregon voters will get to decide whether they want to legalize and regulate recreational marijuana.

"Initiative Petition 53 has qualified for the November ballot," Tony Green, communications director for Oregon Secretary of State Kate Brown, confirmed to The Huffington Post Tuesday.

The petition was submitted by New Approach Oregon, a Portland-based marijuana policy reform group, earlier this month. More than 87,000 signatures have been verified by Brown’s office.

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gutsanduppercuts:

When someone tries to take the last crab rangoon…

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gnarly:

WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR CHARGER AND YOUR PHONE DIES

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swolizard:

woodmeat:

dam shauty!! ok!!!!


ha aint knew the suck was coming

swolizard:

woodmeat:

dam shauty!! ok!!!!

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ha aint knew the suck was coming

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