lie2yourself: trev-or-9: Is it just me or do the insides of strawberries look like vaginas? oh my god get’s funnier when you realize that fruit are plant overies stOP IT STop ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT FRUIT AGAIN YOU DO REALISE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS fruits just an extra tasty vagina …speechless.
sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
efferescent: remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom oh yes her date did too
darrynek: the nominees are leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio and the winner is *opens envelope* adele
it’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager
I wonder how truly damaged I am. emotionally, psychologically
I Miss Love
i miss being inlove :/……